If you didn't bring your sense of humor, don't bother taking the test.

The Worthless Sponsor Test 1. Do you use your fingers to add? Yes No I don't know 2. Do you call your downline collect? Yes No I don't know 3. Do lawyers consider you a true professional and imitate your every move? Yes No I don't know 4. Do you regularly park in handicapped parking spaces? Yes No I don't know 5. Does your birth certificate say hatched? Yes No I don't know 6. When you took your I.Q. test, were the results negative? Yes No I don't know 7. Are you a certified travel agent for guilt trips? Yes No I don't know 8. Are you often lost in thought because it is unfamiliar territory? Yes No I don't know 9. Are you so narrow-minded that when you walk, your ears rub together? Yes No I don't know 10. Are you one of those bad things that happen to good people? Yes No I don't know 11. Do you set low standards and then consistently fail to achieve them? Yes No I don't know 12. Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again? Yes No I don't know 13. Do you serve humanity as a bad example? Yes No I don't know 14. Did you ever get a job promotion to Director of Sales Prevention? Yes No I don't know 15. If you spoke your mind, would you be speechless? Yes No I don't know 16. Are you currently depriving a village somewhere of an idiot? Yes No I don't know 17. Have you ever donated your brain to science before you were done using it? Yes No I don't know 18. Is your idea of quality time a Rolex watch? Yes No I don't know 19. As a self-made man, do you show the results of unskilled labor? Yes No I don't know 20. Admit it, someone is reading you this test off their computer, right? Yes No I don't know